Milking it.

If you give Little some milk, chances are she's going to dribble it all over and want a napkin to clean it up.
If you give her a napkin, chances are she'll drop it over the side of her high-chair, and say "bah-bye!"
Chances are good that the napkin will not reciprocate, and she'll want another one.

If you give her another napkin, chances are that she'll just throw it on the floor again.
When you stop giving her napkins, chances are, she's going to throw a fit.
If she throws a fit, chances are, she's going to throw her sippy of milk.
And if she throws her sippy of milk, chances are you're really going to need some napkins.

Too bad you gave them all to the baby.

Sigh.